remember that one time when Franks guitar string broke so he just sat on the stage pouting?
This was the cutest moment in history
There are a lot of comments on this post about how ‘if he was a good guitar player he would still be able to play’
so let me show you what happens right after that last gif
Then he backflips away from your ignorance
"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment
|Anonymous asked: u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not|
hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not.
and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.
i always have a double chin.
i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles
and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why
i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up
i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25
also, it’s the size of fucking texas
i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth
my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count.
so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.
which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while.
TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!
that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.
you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.
your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.
you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.
your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face?
TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!
thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.
This is legendary.
WTF I THOUGHT SHE WAS ADORABLE ALSO THIS RESPONSE IS PURE GOLD
YOU AREN’T PRETTY YOU ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL NEVER LET ASSHOLES TELL YOU OTHERWISE
When you do something embarrassing in front of people
do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you